Wednesday, November 13, 2013

America's Finest News Source Discovers Man Who Can Time Travel

This made me laugh, so naturally, I wanted to share the laughter.

Upon being interviewed by a reporter from The Onion, one eye witness had this to say about the sighting of a man who appeared to be inhaling a strange and futuristic looking device that most definitely had to be from the future:

“Obviously this man is a cold-hearted killer with the ability to seamlessly traverse space-time, that much is clear,” accountant Todd Saunders said of the man inhaling nicotine fumes with what reportedly must be 25th- or 26th-century technology, at least. “But what’s hidden behind those badass mirrored shades? Highly advanced ocular cybernetics?

Do read the whole thing for a good laugh. Happy Wednesday!

Man Smoking E-Cigarette Must Be Futuristic Bounty Hunter | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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