Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Global War on Celebrity

Our ever-vigilant news media cannot stop reporting on the war. Each day, journalists engage us with in-depth, hour-long explorations of every facet of the war. Tireless reporters report on location about the war's smallest details and the war's mounting causalities. Despite cynicism about the indifference of the American public, all that relentless attention has got the whole country talking about the war.

No, not that war.

..This is precisely one of the major reasons why we're all screwed.

Oh, if we only had a media.

The Global War on Celebrity

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