You can't make this stuff up.
This is not satire. This is real:
The city encourages people filing complaints to include date- and time-stamped photographs documenting illegal smoking.
...and of course, this would include taking unwarranted photographs of vapers like myself..
What country is this again?
Have we fallen victim to a bad dream that just won't let us wake? No, says the bold-faced and brutal reality that thrusts itself upon what has fast become a definitive and waking moment:
There is nothing healthy about the trajectory of 21st century anti-smoking and anti-vaping fanaticism. In fact, it is fast becoming clear that it is incompatible with democracy itself. Don't believe me? Then just read the attached article below for proof of my accusation.
Democracy and health are synonymous entities. This is not a zero sum game, for neither can survive without the other. Both are suffering as a result.
How to report illegal smokers in New Orleans? City offers primer ahead of ban